Ok, I'm going to give you a test to tell if you are a CNBC regular:

1. Name the country that is directly north of the USA from the list below:

a: Buffalo

b: Wisconsin

c: Canada

2. When you applied for the position for CNBC you sent in the following:

a: A head shot of you winning the harvard beauty paegent

b: Your professed love for Keynesian economics written on the back of an American Flag

c: A resume outlining your economics background

3. Gold is?

a: The color of your hair

b: The color of the hair of that bitch who just scooped your storyline

c: A hard currency that has held value and used since the dawn of civilization

4. If you didn't work at CNBC you would be?

a: A high priced NY call girl

b: Cleaning bathroom for the NYSE

c: A self employed successful investor

5. Thumbs are?

a: Something the makeup people glue on to your hands to make you look like a homosapian

b: Something the girl that waxes the hair off your back and face has

c: Not the thing you sucked to get your job

d: None of the above

If you answered C to any of the first 4 questions, then you are not a regular on CNBC. If you answered A, B, or C to question 5, then you probably are.