Michigan asks for $10 billion loan

Illinois asks for $17 billion dollar loan

45 states ask for $689 billion loan

GM asks for $100 billion grant

Ford demands $78 billion zero interest loan

GE Box company asks for $45 billion in pulp subsities

576 US Universities demand $13.5 trillion in grants

Social Security injected with $17 trillion to stay solvent

Medicare/Medicade injected with $47 trillion to stay solvent

Rebates totalling $3 trillion to all tax payers

1,567 USSA cities demand $125.2 trillion in zero interest loans

GS to get $458 billion in cash swaps

JPM recieves $257 Trillion derivatives invesion TIDS

Treasury requires $1.9 trillion to print Ameros

Cost of integrating of China's new providence 'USSA' to cost nearly $39.4 trillion.

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