I have to say that I don't know what a night with a hooker would be like...but a few hours?
Remember my metaphor about Audrey Hepburn vs. Brittany Spears? Well, Audrey does not put out quickly, and BS does...so you have to be in for the long haul.
Or if you are of a more adventurous type, how about Diana Rigg? (back in the 70's that is).
The point is that good things, real things, take more time than flashy things, cheap and tawdry things.
day trading vs buying a gold mine early in it's life...
SKELEG