The Corporation

The Ring of Fire

Ontario, Canada

Dear Mr. Novice:

On behalf of the "Corporation", I would like to extend our sincerest congratulations in promoting you to Corporate Vice President. Your loyalty and investment in time and money has been greatly appreciated.

Now I know you are expecting a "raise". It will be forthcoming sometime in the near future, and it may be enough to buy a fine Irish brewery. But as I said, that's in the future. But you will be rewarded!

So for the moment, you will continue to work in your present position as an ROF Observer First Class. It is important work especially for those smart investors in Ireland.

Regards,

SnugtheJoiner