The Latest From Late Night Comedians

Jay Leno: "As you know, President Bush took a surprise trip to Baghdad over the weekend and at a press conference with the Iraqi premiere, a reporter threw his shoes at him." This "guy was so angry" and "so anti-Bush, at first people just assumed he was an American journalist, but no."

David Letterman: He "is an Iraqi journalist and they say he's a hot head with poor...journalistic skills. ... Well, no surprise, today he was offered his own show on Fox News."

Jay Leno: "This is the big news in New York. Well, all over the world, really. It's just an amazing story. A Wall Street tycoon named Bernard Madoff has been arrested for running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme. ... You know what a Ponzi scheme is? That's where they use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors, or as we call it, Social Security."

Conan O'Brien: "The current Administration of course is winding down, not just President Bush, but everybody is sort of talking about the eight years. Yesterday, Dick Cheney was interviewed by ABC News and he reflected on his eight years in office. Yeah. Then he turned into a bat and disappeared in a puff of smoke."