Thanks for providing my laugh of the day! Actually, more like laughs of the day...there were about 4 things in that paragraph that warranted a roll on the floor. Thanks again.

I had no idea they legalized marajuana use down there.

Real % gains are what I got by guessing right on the direction of silver this past Wednesday, and buying $16 weekly SLV puts before the FED announcement. Have you ever made over 600% in 18 hours? ;)