Joe and Mike are out hunting deer, and drinking heavily. Joe accidentally shoots Mike. He carries him as far as he can, then barely manages to drag him the remaining few miles back to the car. Joe speeds back to the nearest hospital, and makes it with Mike still barely alive. Joe waits outside the operating room for one hour, then two, then three. After four hours, the doctor comes out and gives Joe the bad news- Mike is dead. Joe starts crying, at which point the doctor says "He might have had a better chance if you hadn't gutted him."

Apologies in advance for this one.