Old Fart Football
>>>
>>> An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
>>> When the old man passes gas and says, "Seven
>>> Points."
>>>
>>> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
>>> that?"
>>> The old man replied, "It's fart football.."
>>>
>>> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
>>> "Touchdown, tie score."
>>>
>>> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go
>>> and says,
>>> ?"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
>>> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
>>> "Touchdown, tie score."
>>>
>>> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
>>> says,
>>> "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure
>>> is on the old man.
>>>
>>> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real
>>> hard.
>>> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
>>> everything he's got,
>>>
>>> And accidentally?shits in the bed.
>>>
>>> The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
>>>
>>> The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."