I'll start shopping for acreages for you Mr. Baggins! Oh, and should you join a local posse, volunteer firefighter or ambulance crew, the code for "brewskies" is "wrenches"... as in "...the fire crew fighting the grass fire at the old Mc Snoddy place needs some more wrenches on scene ASAP!". Sounds better should the officials be listening in.
Finally, beware of 300 lb hutteriean turkeys. Genetically modified you know.