Bacardi used to make the Real Thing when

they were still in Cuba. Now that they're

on other islands, commercial junk.

I've got a bottle in front of me right now.

You have to go there to get it - Ron (rum)

Caney Anejo Centuria. The real ones

(watch out for fake labels and fake bottle

caps) can only be bought in person in

Santiago, Cuba.

Every time I serve a bottle for sipping,

the women drink the whole thing in

about 25 minutes. Which can be a good

thing or a bad thing, depending.

It is redolent of sugar cane, vanilla,

Caribbean flowers, swaying hips, mmm.

Enjoy.