1) Instead of cash we are shipping ash!

2) Our dust will bust global warming; so give us our carbon tax credits

3) Stopping air traffic shokes of oil consumption so future generations can also waste; so the future clearly owes us something; we are set for life

Now you guys know why I sold Kodiak and bought NAI, with a Viking trend and a Thor vein; and with Eric as a backup in case of dissapointing results; how can't I win

In spite of all these guarantees there are no guarantees except that you will end up in the new Valhalla; that's where stock busting loosers end up. The good thing about Valhalla is that you can loose your shirt one day, have a good night's sleep and then do it all over again, forever