WE hauled that one off a field last year, it played hell with tillage and harvesting equipment.

I have been seeing ads for "Dollars for gold" where you send in "unwanted gold" (!) for cash. Maybe we could get something like that going here? Send me in a few old necklaces from the wife's stash (maybe an old flame gave it to her before you were in the picture?) and I will grind it to fine dust and send it to Hotel Kodiak for some assay "fortification". That might help the SP...