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Message: Re: No posts- Another joke

Dec 11, 2009 08:41AM

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Dec 11, 2009 09:41AM

Thought this one might be appropriate for this board:

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of
Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your
wife," said one of the Mounties.

"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted. The Mounties looked at
each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some
really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The Mountie continued,
"When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12
good-size lobsters clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news???"

The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.


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