Picture me rolling up to the IMF with my half ton.
I tell them I would like a cord of gold.
Like you, the IMF guy had a woodstove at one time.
He is an astute wood burner this IMF guy, so he asks if I would like a full cord or just a face cord.
Thanks for yucks Montrose. A brief distraction from dreary old marking.
And we are WAY Off Topic on a slow day!