1) Contrarian: there is no problem, we need this slowdown from sustainability and environmental points of view, this is what the world needs, just get used to it

2) Bully: the winners always write the history, so big bully(s) go ahead solve all problems and then write the history

3) Triangle sex: China, US and Saudi Arabia should join into one country; one province provides energy, one province builds and one province consumes, perfect harmony

4) Gold: Make world accumulated gold production equal in value to all money ever printed and start over gain, to bad Canada sold all its good stuff, I think we need KXL to start producing

any other solution(new Canadian government?)