Woozle Rat...

I resemble those remarks!!!

I been on Santy Clauses good list for years because I leave him good whiskey and cookies and I'll bet you only leave him that cheap old "One Fang" ,bottom of the barrel grape juice..

But I agree with you on the action..Something is up..I know not what but maybe I can get granny to conjure me up an apperition to tell me what is going on..Granny has been sober for a week now..and I'm leery of letting her in the cellar to stoke up her kettle for her apperitions..

Usually ends up drinking the ingredients she tells me she needs for the deadly brew..The last time I tried to get her to cast a spell on the evil do-ers that were killing UNO I got her a 40 of bad whiskey and she ended up in jail after a fight with three of Ottawa's finest ..put them all in the hospital ,she did..but did a deuce less for her sins..

Maybe I should have got her the Crown Royal like she wanted..She dosen't get crazy on the good stuff..she tells me..just falling down drunk..which is ok for a 97 year old woman..

I can handle her in that state..When she was fighting with the cops ,the last time..Vince McMahon saw the news tape of the fight and tried to sign her up for the WWF..cause he was banging on the door the next day..

But she threw the step over nostril hold,and the arm drag on him and then kicked him in the TWINS .Told him to respect his betters and get off the friggin' lawn..That old woman has a mouth like a long shoreman..

Vince took his contract and that was the last we saw of him,,but he still sends granny a Christmas card every year out of respect..

But it is nice to see KXL on the move today..Could be something in the pipe..We'll see on the close.

Portee