Paperperson,

You stated "Proof that Mr. Market Don't Know Jack."

We need to educate the market when it becomes apparent they don't know Jack.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of

Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious

couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt,

Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a

high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe

Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and

because her kids were living

With them she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son,

Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood

and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the

Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull

Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy

with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, You don't know Jack Schitt, you can

correct them.

Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!