That was a gooder Portee.

But if the Blue Lagoon is still open in Geraldton, they may have you beat on the rub and tug business.

Humour is good in times like these.

And a message to Red911 - You have to buy a new car. Preferably a GREEN one. Many of us are tired of seeing RED. I should speak, my Jeep is...you guessed it...RED!

So we should all head to Portee's Church of the Almighty Profit and pray for a cornucopia of GREEN!

KG