Well ,as usual ,after ten and no new rumours so i'll start one...

Now I got this straight from the woodpecker ,so there has to be some truth in it..

Anyway he has been hammering out this secret message in Morse code out in the back yard so It has to be true..

Here it is I'll need someone that can speak woodpecker or knows morse code to translate..

-.- / -..- / .-.. / -.-. --- .-. . / ... .- -- .--. .-.. . ... / --. --- .-.. -.. / .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. ... / .- .-. . / ... --- / .... .. --. .... / - .... .- - / - .... . / .-.. .- -... / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / .-. . - . ... - .. -. --. / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-. --- .-. . ... / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / .---- ..... - .... / - .. -- . .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-. . .-.. . .- ... . / .-. . ... ..- .-.. - ... / ... --- --- -. .-.-.- .-.-.-

I copied this down as fast as I could so hope someone can translate it and post the Woodpecker News here..

It will probably start a big run on Kodiak..

Go Schlongs..