D master..

Proto Baggins is what we call in English a "Bard"...(Teller of stories and tall tales,)usually  based on some truth ,but sometimes highly embellished,with colourfull words ,some non-sensical..some with multi meanings...and I sympathize with you..

Some of Protos words come from a vivid imagination...

In the case of "Schlong"....

It is Protos weird sense of humour...

A KXL "long"..being an investor that is long with KXL stock..

PB adds a little humour in his own twisted way  a "schlong" being slang for "Penis"...

It takes all kinds of people but I enjoy PB's ramblings and he is harmless and a true KXL believer..having been around KXL since the beginning..

At least under the .50 share price..

English is a very flexible and descriptive language and new words are being coined daily..

Even native English speakers can't keep up..and with so many coloquisms(Local sayings)...a complete dictionary could never have all the words in it..There are words being coined faster than they could reprint the dictionary..

We all scramble to keep up..

Proto Braggins just has fun with stringing a lot of non sensical words together to amuse the rest of us..

He is a master at it..

So don't be too intimidated..enjoy it and take it in the way it is intended..

Warped humour..

Your English is fine..