Here's a list of reasons why Yvrogne doesn't like the Internet of Things:

1. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he sleeps.
2. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he pees.
3. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he makes kaka.
4. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he pleasures himself.
5. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he washes his body in the shower.
6. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he relaxes in the tub.
7. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he brushes his tooth.
8. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he makes passionate love to his wife.
9. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he brushes his hair.
10. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he reads a book.
11. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he reads Agoracom.
12. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he bakes a cake.
13. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he puts in his contact lenses.
14. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he gets ready to play golf.
15. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he does his laundry.
16. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he thinks about rugby.
17. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he ties his shoes.
18. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he celebrates the 4th of July.
19. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he waters his flowers.
20. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he eats ham.
21. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he uses his stapler to staple documents.
22. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he chews bubble gum.
23. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he checks the oil in his car.
24. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he looks for his TV remote.
25. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he blows his nose.
26. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he rearranges his stamp collection.
27. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he listens to the Backstreet Boys.
28. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he does his calisthenics.
29. Internet of Things devices could watch him while he searches for a paper clip.
    
    
30. Internet of Things devices could send information about him to advertisers, businesses, and the government.
31. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he slept.
32. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he peed.
33. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he made kaka.
34. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he pleasured himself.
35. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he washed his body in the shower.
36. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he relaxed in the tub.
37. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he brushed his tooth.
38. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he made passionate love to his wife.
39. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he brushed his hair.
40. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he read a book.
41. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he read Agoracom.
42. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he baked a cake.
43. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he put in his contact lenses.
44. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he gets ready to play golf.
45. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he did his laundry.
46. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he thought about rugby.
47. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he tied his shoes.
48. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he celebrated the 4th of July.
49. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he watered his flowers.
50. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he ate ham.
51. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he used his stapler to staple documents.
52. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he chewed bubble gum.
53. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he checked the oil in his car.
54. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he looked for his TV remote.
55. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he blew his nose.
56. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he rearranged his stamp collection.
57. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he listened to the Backstreet Boys.
58. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he did his calisthenics.
59. Internet of Things devices could let advertisers, businesses, and the government use the data unsuspectingly collected about him while he searched for a paper clip.

Everything listed above is really, really, really f--king creepy.

And those are just his top reasons!

He's got a lot more than just those.

It's not very often when I agree with Yvrogne.