LORD TROUFY'S PRAYER

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without Form.

And the Plan was without Substance.

And Darkness was upon the face of the Inwestors.

And they spoke among themselves saying,

"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh!"

And the Inwestors went, livid, unto their own kind and said,

"It is a paleness of dung and none may abide the odor thereof!"

And they went unto Others and said,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it!"

Then, over the veekend, the Others went unto theirs, saying,

"It is a wessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength!"

And thus They spoke among themselves, saying to one another,

"It contains that which aids growth and it is very strong!"

And still More went unto the Unwashed, saying unto them,

"It promotes growth and is very powerful!"

And the Unwashed went unto the Media, saying unto them,

"The Plan will promote the growth and vigor of the Company, with powerful effects!"

And the Media looked upon the Plan and saw that it was Good.

And the Plan became the Truth!

That is how it happens.

Peace be unto ye, Apostles of Lord Troufy.

Amen.