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O/T Joke Time

posted on Aug 26, 2013 11:08AM

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t.

The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.