Let me preface this, this is my attempt at humour.....

Snackrat, it is tradition here that everybody gets riled up and cranky when we are all awaiting news. I believe there was a pre-nup agreement to be signed when you joined. Of course, in the heat of the moment, many rush right thru it in their attempt sound intelligent on the bullboard. I know that was the case with myself! :)=

BTW, my profession? Intellectual.....non-practising, of course.