Okay, Derek, here's a related story, you all might enjoy, a friend told me this 30 years ago and swears it's true. In Berkeley, CA, there had been a real problem with drive buy robberies, where a car would pull over if someone was not paying attention and snatch a shopping bag, purse or whatever may have been unattended or bolted down, and the car would speed off. This was incredibly rampant, apparently. So a couple of guys from the zoology department at UC Berkeley put a couple of small wildcats in a suitcase, and left the suitcase unattended along the main drag in Berkeley late at night (so there wouldn't be much traffic) - sure enough, within a few minutes, a car pulls to the curb, a guy jumps out, grabs the suitcase and speeds off. Within a block, the car begins swerving all over, comes to a screeching, rubber-burning halt, and four guys exit running from each door! (No animals were hurt in this story)