Dear Mr Scary
VicePresident,
I really must apologise for being a newby and kowtow to your greater experience.
Clearly newbies on this board can’t have opinions, insight or judgement as these are very special qualities acquired only by those with a highly developed sense of arrogance. Its really humbling to be guided by one with such aptitude and penetrating insight.
Could you let me know whether you think I have acquired the right level of cynicism for this board yet and finally, how long do you think I have to be member to acquire your amazing patronising skills?