Ok a joke
3 guys are in a bar, when the first guy turns to the other two, shaking his head, and says "I think my wife is having an afair."
The second guy asks "How do you know that"?
"Well", the first guy says, "I came home the other night, went upstairs, looked under our bed, and there was a hammer laying there. So I think my wife is having an affair with a carpenter."
The second guy shakes his head and says " Yeah, I think my wife's having an affair as well. I came home the other night, went upstairs and looked under our bed and there was a stethescope laying there, so I think she's having an affair with a doctor."
The third guy turns pale white and the second guy asks him "what's wrong"?
The third guy blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a HORSE"!
"A horse" the second guy asks? You're kidding" he says.
"No, I think it's a horse. I came home the other night, went upstairs, looked under our bed, and there was a JOCKEY!"
