Tired of running the world's *least* secure OS?

Tired of the time spent updating your virus protection? You *do* do this right?

Paying the "virus protection tax" as your machine runs slower, and slower?

You do know that the Computer Security Incident Response Team at Carnegie-Mellon recommends *not* using Internet Exlorer due to its incredibly insecure architecture and its numerous in-the-wild exploitable vunerabilities? http://www.sei.cmu.edu/security/

Your time is worth something, and so is your data (i.e. your bank account)! Get a Mac!

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