I talked to my "cousin" Earl who has a twin piper, real thing of beauty!!! Earl says he can "jerry rig" the windows in the plane so as I can open them up when he is flying. Earl says he has some of them high potency, slightly darker than red, over ripe tomatoes still in his garden from last fall...Earl was a thinkin' that ifn' we need to, we can declare war on all those blockaders and he says he has been trainin' in his plane to do dive bombing just like in the battle of Midway... Says we would have a real good chance of "pasting" those blockaders to the "tarmack", if'n you know what I mean :=}
Now, if'n I get the word from the Pres., that Wes feller, I can call up my cousin this Thursday (when he is in town and uses the phone) and we can make plans to launch our counter measures this weekend... Now, Earl says we should go easy on them during our first assault, kinda like a shot over their brow, and maybe just target 1/2 of them blockaders on our first run... Maybe, if'n they don't get the message and are still holding out after 3 or 4 hours (time to get out and re-fuel the "B 51 PIPER"), we could go back and have ourselves a lookie see to tell how effective our first assault was and maybe have a run at them other blockaders...
Why, if'n ya'll want, we could save some of them "heavier packages" and maybe target some of the competin' companies out there trying to get ahead of our precious Noront with all their drillin'... Maybe send a couple of 20 pounder, high potency "packages" into the camp where Tribute is set up. Of course, Earl would have to calculate if'n he has enough gas to get us over to the Tribute property and back again... Maybe we could store a couple of them 5 gallon jugs of gasoline somewhere in the tale of that Piper so we could re-fuel after "hittin'" that Tribute camp.....
Well, let me know what y'all think, folks... I got to get some rest here soon. I gotsta start makin' them plans if'n I want to get Earl all fired up and ready to fly his plane for us... I may need some financial assistance if'n I plan to go this weekend... Earl does charge $23/hour for his services, and I hear it takes more than an hour or two to fly up there all the way from Maneetoba......... Good night, all, and
God Bless all Noront Shareholders.
Herb :-}