from the globe and mail.

a customers officer was asking a question at a port of entry to a gentleman. he asked if the person was a terrorist. the gentleman in question, with pockets bulging with guns and grenades, looked at the officer and said, 'no'.

'ok then you can enter and welcome to canada'

fast forward to an osc representative down at the noront office asking the following question:

'with 25 million shares traded in the past 4 days and a price rising from .68c to $1.50, are you aware of any reason for this occuring?'

a noront rep, hiding a huge black core behing his back, a room nearby filled with laughing exs with 'cl' embroidered on the golf shirts, says, 'no, we have no idea sir, it's been business as usual.'

'ok' says the osc rep and walks out.

maybe you had to be there!!!!