I'd want something tastey to entice me from what I've been doing, like lots of really cheap stock options that have the potential to pop pretty soon after I assume the position.... or is it the investors who will be assuming the position? Makes the investors a little less curious/annoyed if I get my options while the stock is already depressed. Then it doesn't look like I'm being given an unreasonable gift. Where could I find such a company with a BOD that could make that kind of a thing happen?