Magic tubes, you write:

"I advise you NOT to eject yourself from the CN tower, if only because, judging from your previous performance, you will probably screw that up as well and hurt someone else."

I am sure that I speak for many that as the powerful, svelt group we are we would be more than happy to assist in the "safe" plunge action off the tower.

Great Piece!!!!! and heartfelt by so many!!!!