James Bay Lowlands Country Blues
Music: Jimmy Buffet (Margaritaville)
Lyrics: Jimmy Buffet and Babaoriley
Apologies to: Jimmy Buffet
Nibblin’ on NOT stock,
Goin’ in more hock,
All us investors, feeling so burned
Sippin’ some sloe gin
Watchin’ my margin
Thinkin’ ‘bout lessons I shoulda learned
Wastin’ away again at ROF-my-friend,
Searchin’ for those lost assay results,
Some people claim that there’s some slow lab to blame,
But I know… that it’s nobody’s fault
Don’t know the reasons,
Stayed on for seasons,
Nothin’ to show but this crazy stock board,
But all of this red ink,
Can only make me think
What is there left for me to afford?
Wastin’ away again at ROF-my-friend,
Lookin’ for a much higher share price
Some people claim there’s manipulation to blame,
But I think… hell, it could be my fault
Threw us a small bite,
Told us ‘bout chromite,
Tell me where I can get me a loan
Cuz there’s stock I must obtain
But soon I will retain
Bankruptcy counsel all of my own
Wastin’ away again at ROF-my-friend,
Watchin’ for that next killer NR
Some people claim that Richard’s to blame,
But I know… it’s my own damn fault.