Don Jose,

I always enjoy a liltte comedy with my maiden... that's why I married a comedian, but she will not be laughing about sharing her peon with two more comedians - I can assure you! And you would not want to be there to see the show!

wait... you said comely, hmm - maybe she'll make an exception.

Now you lay off that tequilla and just keep swinging that ax, There's gold in them ther' hills!

Cheers

BK