but... that I thank God for them every day I awake to a new morning. I thank them for leaving us where there are simply not enough words to express the value of our favourite company.... literally. They care so much for people and that they are not duped into buying a false company, that they see to it that the estimated value of a company is at least halved or as close as can be achieved, so that they don't get taken advantage of. They also make sure our financial institutions are taken care of in times of need, like the present, by helping them to sell 100 shares at 3.57. We all know how badly they need that $357.00 right about now. They should have helped the banks with their math a bit more though because I personally saw that they could have sold the stock for 3.59 and made $359 instead... but God bless the market regulators just the same!
The above story is fictitious and strictly for your reading enjoyment. :)
