1.
A T.V. Test Pattern

2. The network that broadcasts the CCTV of the DNC offices.

(For the VERY 'strong-stomached', just click on the msdnc logo for some of the finest political opinion that network has to offer. Just be sure not to do so before eating.... or after, for that matter.)
Now do you still think my Sgt. Shultz prediction is really that for out of the realm of possibility?