The new Virus…..

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center and purchase one or more of the antidotes - "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM), “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter” (BEER), or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.