#1 The first, a California surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."#2 The second, a Chicago surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."#3 The third, a New York surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."#4 The fourth, a Texas surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."#5 But, the fifth, a Washington surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
