> > An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
> > In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
> > He says to the waiter:
> >
> > "Want coffee."
> >
> > The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
> >
> > He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
> > The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
> > turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
> > causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
> > and then just walks out.
> >
> > The next morning the Indian returns.
> > He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
> > another male buffalo with the other.
> > He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter
> >
> > "Want coffee."
> >
> > The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!
> > We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
> > What was all that about, anyway?"
> >
> > The Indian smiles and proudly says ..
> >
> > "Training for position in United States Congress:
> > Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
> > Leave mess for others to clean up,
> > Disappear for rest of day."