I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the
other is a mistress, and, of course, I have been married for a number of years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.
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The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
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Then I shared my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the door and saw me he said.....





"What's for dinner, Batman?"