BOUDREAUX'S UNMARRIED DAUGHTER

Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter
tells her parents she thinks she is expecting. Very
worried, they go to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who
'dat pig that did you like 'dis? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of Boudreaux's house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair,
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit,
steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with Boudreaux,
the mother and the girl and tells them, "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000
bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him, "'Den you try agin!"