The memories are delightful and yes, I am "older than dirt".......as well as being a member of that very exclusive group of right wing extremeist lunatic fringe folks.
One thing, just to prove that I'm not kidding you regarding the "old" thing ( and in spite of being accused of one-upsmanship), I lived at a time when the milk was delivered in a horse drawn delivery wagon. Incidentally, I remember everything you posted....passed with 100%.
Here's to you, marc!