My liberal brain dead friend sent me this bs from Chuck the schmuck Schumer. My response is below.
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Dear Chuck the Schmuck
Thanks for your letter. I remember watching FDR in '29 during the great depression. Yes, I remember it well, me and Joe Biden watching him on TV in the Macy's store window. He was great. This great letter forwarded to me by my friend Lenny (one of your liberal cronies) has me considering voting for that Obama guy. Being a republican, I don't know anything about his background, but that doesn't matter cause all my democrat friends that I talk to don't know anything about his background either, but shit, who cares, right? What really persuaded me to vote for him was that, immediately upon reading this letter, a monkey flew out of my ass. I always said I would vote for Obama when monkeys flew out of my ass. Well it happened and I am a man of my word....Hey, hey...what do you guys want? hey leave me alone..how did you get in here? why are you trying to put that white coat with straps on me..hey...
It's A Beautiful Thing
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Dear Lenny,
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I am always so humbled to have so many thousands of committed Democrats on our side. Every time we need you, you step up to the plate and get it done. Your generosity inspires me each and every day.
From all of us here, thank you so very, very much.
Your tireless dedication has never been more important. For the first time in 30 years - and only the third time in 100 - the tectonic plates of American politics are shifting. Just like when we elected FDR in 1932, the American people are realigning their view of how government should work.
I know you are doing everything you can to take full advantage of this historic wave for change. All your hard work has put Barack Obama on the very brink of making history, and it has put our Senate candidates in an incredible position to win a filibuster-proof majority. If we do our job over the next nine days, the effects will be felt for generations.
The DSCC relies on you for all the resources we need to win all our tough races, and that's why I'm asking for your help again today. Please rush an urgent contribution right this minute. If you do, a group of Democratic senators will match you 2-to-1, effectively tripling your impact on Election Day. Even as little as $5 from you can help us reach that one extra voter in that one extra race over the next nine days. Click here to rush $5 to the DSCC. Give now and your contribution will be tripled. We can't win the toughest states without you.
The evidence of this sweeping change in our politics is everywhere you look. We've got Democrats running terrifically strong campaigns in deeply red states. Just look at the polls:
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Kay Hagan is ahead in North Carolina.
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Bruce Lunsford and Mitch McConnell are tied in Kentucky.
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And in Georgia, Jim Martin has roared to within two points of Saxby Chambliss.
The political environment gives us an enormous advantage over these last nine days, but needing victories in such traditionally Republican states will make that filibuster-proof majority extraordinarily difficult to attain. Winning our historic goal is right there for the taking, but we need to get all the breaks - every last one.
Moreover, the right-wing special interests are desperate to keep their stranglehold on Washington. They know that a filibuster-proof Democratic majority will mean an end to the gigantic corporate tax breaks, an end to the sweetheart deals on regulation, and the demotion of a complicit band of Republicans.
Republican-allied third party organizations have spent more than $30 million to defeat Democratic Senate candidates. That's twice as much as they spent in 2006.
The other side will do whatever it takes - including going all negative, all the time - to cling to the status quo. We are fighting in so many red states, including one, Georgia, that we added at the last minute. Our resources are stretched further than ever, but we can't sacrifice anything in our campaign plan if we're going to win over the last nine days.
The DSCC depends on you to help us fight back. Remember, give right now and a group of our senators will triple your contribution. Don't wait one minute to make a contribution of any amount - even just $5.
Click here to rush $5 to the DSCC. Give now and your contribution will be tripled. We can't win the toughest states without you.
Throughout this entire campaign, your contributions have been a critical part of our success and let us run our winning campaign strategy without compromise.
Thank you again for everything you have done. I know I can count on you to see us through to the finish.
Sincerely,
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