This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and
there
was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her face
up next
to her Rear view mirror...
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she
was
Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I
dropped
My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other
hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using
my
knees against The steering wheel...
It knocked My cell phone Away from my ear...
Which fell Into the
coffee Between my legs...
Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the darn
phone,
Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call.
Stupid women
drivers!!