A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Alabama fans

too.

Not really knowing what an Alabama fan was, but wanting to be liked

by

their teach er, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one

exception.

Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm

not

an Alabama fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a LSU Tiger fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a LSU fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Tiger fans, so I'm a Tiger fan too" she

responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron,

and your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher

asks.

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan."