When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, take these steps:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized'.


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:

'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department
at Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY, AND, REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!