As a self proclaimed Big Dumb Guy from Tennessee, I don't know much about the stock market, but this looks like a good deal:

Retirement Plan Investment Tip…more commonly known as The Bubba Retierment Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year

ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5. 00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one yearago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the

recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is

to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401Keg Plan.

John