To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully
controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of sh**.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service.