a stronger drink to absord the PTSC load-o-BS I have been party to for the past two days.

Anybody here think we are OK and we'll see day light in the near future? 

I usually keep my rosey reds on, but today I'm gonna just have another 'tini and get ready for 3 days of golf with 19 other nut cases on a trip to KY.  PTSC needs to take a bake burner for a while, maybe even a dirt nap.

Enjoy your weekend, I'll be the guy looking for his balls until Monday -- then it's back to fakin' like a boss.

John

Ok, just one for the road...

Subject:   10 reasons you might be a Taliban 
 

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5 . You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look big?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. A common compliment is, "I love what you've done with your cave."

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.