Pittsburgh Christmas Carol
Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not paht
Yinz better not cry,
I'm tellin yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn
He's makin' a list
He's checkin' n' nat
He's gowen find aht who's nebby n' nat
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn
He knows if yinzes a jaggoff
He can see inside your haus
He knows if you've been workin' hard
Or sittin' on your caach
Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not paht
Yinz better not cry,
I'm tellin yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin'
dahntahn.....
What is frightening is that this
is perfectly understood by those of us
that have grown to love the Burgh.
Merry Christmas